How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days

The "How To" You Didn't Know You Needed

Any of you following me long enough knows that I enjoy taking inspiration from life for my content.

Whether it’s schizo tweets, long form threads, or some of these stacks, everything I write is based on what happens in my life.

Recently, Ms. Cuda and I watched the LEGENDARY chick flick “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” after eating an edible, and immediately, the cogs in my head started turning.

She and I discussed doing something similar for the substack, and here we are…

Here’s How-To Lose a Girl in 10 Days, your guide on how to do everything wrong and lose a girl before things even get started.

By the end of this stack, you will know EXACTLY what to do to make a woman completely uninterested in you.

For the sake of this write up, we’re going to assume that your “relationship” with this woman lasted until day 10, although in reality following this guide perfectly will get your number blocked in 24 hours.

Sidenote: If you haven’t seen the movie and you have a spare afternoon, I recommend watching it, since this lives in the collective subconscious of women. You’ll get an inside look at what qualifies as “deranged” female behavior, which will help you identify a stage 5 clinger before investing too much time. Pairs well with edibles.