How to Grow Your "Eggplant" 101 ft. BowtiedEggplant

Size is the prize

Oct 15, 2022

In a departure from our regularly scheduled programming, and because I like a little bit of chaos, today we’re featuring a post from a new addition to the BowtiedJungle, Mr. @BowtiedEggplant, our resident expert on all things “eggplant” growth (lmao).

In the past, I’ve said you have zero reason to worry about size as a dude, but if you really are concerned, let this be a fun experiment with a HUGE ROI.

There’s a lot of good info below, stuff that I was not aware of prior to reading this essay from Eggplant.

In full disclosure, this one is a little gritty, so if you have a weak stomach, or are not interested in learning about how to grow your Pee Pee, this one might not be for you.

Alright, without further ado, here’s Eggplant.

How to Grow Your Eggplant

Hey people, Bowtied Eggplant here. Before we dive into the topic of maximizing your penis size, performance and longevity…I want to give a huge s/o to BowTiedCuda for giving me the opportunity of sharing my knowledge on this topic. He has a platform that reaches a big community, and I hope everyone who reads this learns and applies the info to improve themselves.

Now onto the good stuff.

I know a few of you guys, have probably struggled with a few of the issues I will address today, whether it’s size anxiety, performance anxiety or longevity concerns (more for the aging gentlemen).

I will address a few these concerns with some stats which might either motivate you on this PE (penis enhancement) journey and/or put these anxieties at rest and have you continue on with your sex life.

Does Size Matter and the Truth About Penis Size

First off, you probably think the average dick is 6 inches-6.5 inches in length?

Think again.

Self-reported studies (read “BS”) where the nurses ask the men to measure themselves skew the data badly. If there’s one topic where men will lie it’s their penis size.

According to more accurate research, the average guy is closer to 5.5 inches (5.625 to be more precise).

Girth-wise, most men are looking at 4.5 inches.

If you want data to back it up, Google is your best friend.

I want to keep this as realistic as possible, and for the guys in the comments who will think of saying how they have a 30 inch penis…

Save it. You’re not that guy.

Another common misconception, which usually betrays men who do not get laid very much, is that having a long penis is pleasing for the majority of women.

Cuda has mentioned in Tweets before, as have many other sexually enlightened gentlemen, that if anything it’s girth that matters way more for the sexual satisfaction of the lady.

You see, the vagina is on average 3-4 inches deep static, and 4-7 inches when aroused. Since a majority of the nerve endings being at the beginning of the vaginal canal, you can see why length is not that important.

However, when a penis has more girth it stimulates more of these nerve endings (which sometimes includes the extended parts of the clitoris that are inside the vagina).

On top of that, even if you do have a dig ole bick, 2 out of 10 women are capable of experiencing a vaginal orgasm, meaning most of the time you will need to make your partner cum with some good ole box eating.

The one situation where the penis length can play a part is when the woman is of above average body size (weight and height).

In this case, either she has a phat ass, which makes it more difficult for your dick to actually reach all the way inside, or her vagina is just longer than average.

Even if that’s the case and some of you guys want to shag Bigfoots sister, having a penis longer than 7 inches (8 inches at the very max) is purely aesthetic and realistically it does nothing to satisfy a woman more.

Note from Cuda: I have average to slightly above average length, and have slept with dozens of women. None have ever complained about my size, and I have directly asked a few of them what their experiences have been with dick length. A few of the “size queens” might prefer a big dick, but most girls find big dicks painful.

At the end of the day, you can pleasure a woman with a lot of things beyond your dick, and that is more than enough.

Stay tuned for a future post on squirting orgasms, my personal claim to fame. I have been told by women that “You can solve world peace” with that neat trick, and that only requires good use of your fingers!

Penis Enlargement: Length

Now onto the meat and potatoes of the post (no pun intended).

So you want to get a bigger piece eh son?

Depending on your starting point you can expect anything from 1-3 inches in length gain.

Just like hypertrophy training, the bigger your frame at start the more potential muscle you will gain.

What does that mean?

For men who start at 3-4 inches expect a gain of 1-1.5 inches.

Men who start at 5-6 inches then should expect 1.5-2 inches.

For men with naturally 7+ inches longer, if even after all that you still want to make your penis longer, you can expect 2-3 inches in gain.

Am I saying more is not possible?

No of course not.

I’d just rather keep your hopes conservative.

How do you actually achieve this?

You have primarily two ways of lengthening the penis.

The first approach is by using an ADS (all day stretcher) for 8-10 hours a day over periods of months.

Cuda: Holy fuck dude, that’s a full time job.

Size Genetics make a good one, however it’s not good for during sleep or if you get frequent boners.

Phallosan, on the other hand, makes a great stretcher for using during sleep and/or during the day if you have more frequent erections.

With either one, you can walk around and be about your business as the day progresses.

The second option is by hanging weights off of your penis, and progressively overloading via either weight or time to eventually stretch out the tunica and inner penis.

This takes around 2-4 hours a day, but realistically this is EXTREMElY impractical.

Since you’re hanging weights off your dick, you cannot move around and have to stay stationary and relatively ready to intervene at any moment.

I would only recommend this method to guys still in school studying online, or men who have WFH jobs where they don’t really need to be present much throughout the day.

Cuda: Again, holy fuck.

Penis Enlargement: Girth

Anyone with enough experience with women will know that girth matters more than length in terms of pleasing women.

Cuda: Yes, can vouch for this many times over.

Cuda’s Girlfriend: *nods*

Assuming you have a penis of at least 5.5-6.5 inches in length that gets 100% hard, parameters other than length are much higher on the priority list in terms of sexual pleasure to a woman.

Reminder, since the majority of the nerve endings (Read “pleasure centre”) in the vagina are in the first 3-4 inches, focusing on girth gives you way more bang for your buck.

Cuda: Fuck Net Worth, I’m all about Net GIRTH, Baby.

I’m not kidding, women notice a difference in pleasure even with just a 0.2 inch increase in girth.

Metaphorically, penis length is just the fuel that allows your car (girth) to travel to its destination.

Having more girth is the difference between showing up in a Ford Focus vs a Lambo.

HOWEVER, at some point you can have TOO MUCH GIRTH. Be careful!

Cuda: Yea, from personal experience being too girthy can literally rip things apart. Don’t suggest you over do this.

Unlike length gain, which are sometimes difficult to achieve, 90% of you readers can achieve even minimal girth gains.

“Eggplant? What is this magic you speak of?”

Dear reader, It’s called a penis pump. Specifically a water penis pump.

The way this works is by creating a vacuum around your penis, you can drive blood into your penis, which brings growth factors, nutrients etc, while at the same time expanding the spongy soft tissue of the penis called the corpus cavernous.

This “pump” effect can give you near instant (after a 10-15 min session) 0.5-1.5 inches in girth!

As you might remember from the beginning of the article average girth is about 4.5 inches.

Since this growth is on your dick thickness, if you start at average girth and increase it (temporarily) to 5 inches, you will already feel a lot bigger and better inside the girls vagina.

Another great side effect, is that the increase in blood vessels and pathways will enhance your penis sensitivity and make the good ole in-out way more enjoyable for both parties.

Sounds too good to be true? Maybe.

In my experience, girth gains are never really permanent.

In a way it’s a way like going to the gym.

If you stop completely for a long enough time, the girth will come back to baseline.

However once you’ve reached your natural genetic ceiling (approx. 1 year of penis pumping), you can maintain this new size by just pumping 1-2/week vs every other day when you start.

Pro-tip, when you start, ease into the “pumping” by going in for 5 min at a time while flaccid.

Once you have a month under your belt, then you can pump semi erect for 10-15 min at a time, eventually doing it fully erect.

Obviously, this is not medical advise so please talk to your doctor before starting this.

Erection Quality and Other Enhancements

This part is gonna be more for older dudes or guys with currently low test/high prolactin/low serotonin.

In 2022 that includes 70-80% of men.

What’s the point of having a 8x6inch piece if it doesn’t get hard?

That’s as useful as a gun without bullets.

Indeed, before thinking of increasing length or girth, a lot of you guys should look into optimizing your erection’s strength.

On Erection Strength

Anecdotally, I can tell you a girl will be a lot more disappointed if you are big but soft vs average but diamond hard.

A good start is to make sure you are between 8-15% body fat.

Any lower, and the majority of you will experience ED. Any higher, and the majority of you will experience ED.

If you disagree, chances are you were never 100% hard in the first place.

From experience, women enjoy having sex more with men that have abs and have a chiseled jawline. So obviouslyAgain I don’t make the rules, it is just nature.

Once that is taken care of, next is making sure blood pressure is under control and blood flow is abundant.

Usually a healthy blood pressure will mean your extremities are receiving regular and healthy blood flow.

If your feet and hands are very cold it is usually a sign of lack of good blood flow down there as well.

Focus on optimizing nitric oxide production and good things will follow down there.

More on this in a future post, if of course you guys want to learn more.

On Premature Ejaculation

Usually, premature ejaculation is a symptom of two things - lack of sex (overexcitement) and or in more rare cases low serotonin.

Considering the above, most pre-mature ejaculation drugs are basically low-dose SSRIs. For all of you ravers who have experience with MDMA, that is also why you fucked that chick for 3 hours without cumming.

How do you resolve this without drugs?

Edging.

What is this, you might ask?

It is basically masturbating until the point of climax, and then backing off and not cumming, and cycling back and forth 4-5 times in a session.

If this sounds like a medieval torture method Catholic nuns came up with, you might be onto something. Give it a try if you’ve got the cojones and mental strength for it.

Cuda: Edging is something I employ in the bedroom as a part of foreplay. You can edge someone for 30 min - 1 hr before penetrative sex, which typically leads to very intense orgasms down the road.

Obviously switching positions while having sex often helps a lot.

On Semen Volume

For those looking to increase semen volume aka load size, I have some tips that don’t involve eating buckets of celery (for the young ones, that was a Peter North reference).

Short answer: Drink at least 3L of water a day, take big doses of zinc and magnesium and soy/sunflower lecithin at least 8-12 hours before sex.

On Refractory Periods

Size is queen. But staying power is king.

How many times can you fuck a chick, cum, stay hard then fuck her again?

To be honest, chicks don’t enjoy being pumped for 30-40 min straight. However, fucking a chick for 10-15 min, hosing her down, and then going again another 2-3 times is much more impressive than giving a chick’s thighs a rash.

In more human biology of sexuality terms, this is called a refractory period.

Without getting into too many details, whoever controls and lowers their body’s prolactin levels post ejaculation, will effectively have their dick performance (and post-nut clarity) on cruise control.

To wrap-up, this is just meant to be an introduction to the world of Penis Enhancement. This barely covers the basics of every aspect that comes to mind, and we’re already at almost 2000 words here.

If you guys want to learn more, need my expertise to develop a PE protocol or anything else related to the topic, leave a comment and let me and Cuda know.

If I see there’s enough interest in PE I’ll open up consultations or start a substack. Whichever reaches more people and is more helpful.

Have a good one guys and I hope this article helps you have more confidence in yourselves to slay whatever demons you may be fighting.